We-Vibe Vector Review: Does This Prostate Massager Hit The Spot?

Adjustable Head and Flexible Base

The adjustable head will mimic finger movements when trying to locate the elusive P-spot. And when you land on this sweet spot...My, oh, MY!

Let’s not get ahead (or behind) ourselves!

The Vector is a pleasure toy, not a rectal dilator!

The toy is designed to contour to your body’s shape. The tapered, curved, round-tipped adjustable head angles inward from the flexible base to easily penetrate and locate your prostate. There’s a thin connector to the base, which feels less foreign when the toy is nicely situated.

Use water-based lube, because anal play in this century should not feel like a 60’s infomercial.

Slip it in (wet) with the angled tip facing inward for a painless insertion. Use the remote to land the head in an optimal position. The soft silicone tip should gently brush against your intensely pleasurable spot.

The flexible base gives you a nice firm hold, ensuring the insertable length stays in place through the humping and thumping. Then, there are the lush, perineum-directed vibrations that are quite orgasmic when worn by all genders.

Rumbly Vibrations

Two motors, 10 speeds, and Deep Rumbly Vibrations

Physics describes vectors as a quantity that has both magnitude and direction. From low, mild vibrations to climax-ey, ultra vibrations, the Vector is aptly named. The two motors located on the ends of the insertable head, and externally resting base feel a little like the throbbing inlet jets in a jacuzzi.

The powerful motor on the Vector’s short shaft is a nice reminder that size doesn’t (always) matter!

And, the motors run independently. You can choose to have the throbbing inside, or outside. In my opinion, two is always better than one.

The cherry on this cake is that my partner reports a transfer of vibrations when worn during couples’ play. For the price you pay, it’s a massive relief that the beat on this motor is as powerful as advertised.

Remote Control & We-Connect App

It’s inside, and all she has to do (if you’re letting her in on your action) is reach down and push the button. It’s well within reach for your hands as well- if you’re not too busy.

Five months of use, and I can’t decide whether it’s better for solo play or date night.

It feels a little like the ‘age of the machines’ having a button on your bum-crack that sends your junk thromping and your heart racing a thousand miles a minute.

But, the wireless, 4-button remote is where they had me. The seamlessness of the rechargeable remote gives you pleasure on command.

Ten minutes in, and I’m fidgeting with the buttons to get the best angle for the head and the right motor throb.

They advertise 60 minutes of continuous play, but I couldn’t last that long. I’m out to get the most intense climax in the shortest time.

The craving to get the Vector must be reaching a climax- I’ll pace you a little now.

The We-Connect app.

The app is meant to revolutionize long-distance relationships. It does this for the most part. You can connect with a partner in the next room or a 5-hour flight away via the app. You relinquish power over the toy’s vibrations to them. Then, you can enjoy orgasmic vibrations as if you were sharing a comforter.

A tap on the app screen and your partner will have you squealing in seconds.

You could also do this when watching a raunchy movie by yourself.

But, the app has been reported to have connectivity issues and plenty of lag. So, keep your remote safe if hands-free is your thing. Your long-distance lover will simply have to hope they fix the bug.